The (Secret) Intercontinental Hotel Tour


If you are a history buff, or, like me, are just buff and like history, then I have a secret to share. I shouldn’t really be doing this right out in the open, but I am going to slice through the veil of secrecy. These things are usually reserved for cryptic messages written in invisible ink behind the canvas of the Mona Lisa, you understand? I’m speaking of Dan Brownian searches, the mystery hidden in plain view; I’m talking about the Intercontinental Hotel. Lets get the humdrum out of the way first. This is what they tell you about the Intercontinental, the facts they make known to the public: the Intercontinental of Chicago is the only hotel on the Magnificent Mile with a lobby that opens directly onto Michigan Avenue. The building was constructed in 1929 and served as the Medinah Athletic Club. The club was shut down after only five years due to the failing economy. Flash forward over fifty years; the space is bought in 1988 by the InterContinental Hotels group and renovated to resemble the original space, as copied from an old club yearbook donated to the hotel. They even reinstalled a junior Olympic pool on the fifth floor, the only athletic element retained from the original club.

But here is where the secrets start to flow. Did you know that the Intercontinental offers a tour? My father came to visit last summer and he told me he had taken the tour years ago and we should go check it out. Unfortunately, we didn’t have the time that trip. Since then I have been trying to research the tour online, but it seemingly does not exist. Finally my father came back, and when I told him I had searched for the tour with no avail he anointed me with the same secret he had been anointed with many years before, a secret that I anoint you with now; the Intercontinental doesn’t advertise the tour anywhere. They don’t tell anyone about it, they don’t write about it, they don’t use it as a tourist draw or an incentive to visit. The tour exists only through oral tradition. You have to have heard about the tour from someone else who got it by word of mouth as well.

There will be no sign, no sign-up, no nothing, but go up and discreetly ask the concierge if you can take the Intercontinental tour. He will ask for something important of yours to hold at the desk and then give you a small audio recording with earpiece headphones. You will then be guided all around the hotel by a voice pointing out and explaining all manner of exquisite detail and art that adorns the interior. There are carvings and likenesses of lion heads, griffins, knights and nobles, crests, torches, references to Camelot and King Arthur, ornate chandeliers, stair tiles, fountains and gold leaf everywhere. See, the voice guiding the tour tried very hard to convince me that these elements were strictly for decoration, but I’ve read the DaVinci Code like everyone else. I let my imagination run wild, picturing secret Masonic meetings behind every locked door I encountered. Most of the hallways they had me walk were empty and it gave me ample time to peek behind curtains, push on the heads of statues, and test every stubborn doorknob in sight.

Perhaps the building was designed by masons, and perhaps not. And if it was, perhaps there are no divine secrets, messages in the patterns across the ceilings and floors. None of that quelled my imagination and it certainly didn’t make the hotel any less ornate and beautiful. I don’t know what happened in that building from the time it closed down to the time it reopened, but they certainly keep a shroud of secrecy around their tour and it makes for a wonderful afternoon of exploration. Every piece of the building, from the cozy elevators to the statue of water flowing from a stone outside, has been painstakingly crafted with a level of detail we don’t bother putting into our work today. Whether or not you believe in conspiracy and secret societies, the hotel is a masterpiece of craftsmanship and deserves a good, long look. But come on, a statue of water flowing from a stone? You can’t tell me that doesn’t mean something.

Oh, and if you do decide to go, slip a tiny blacklight in your pocket. Somewhere along the tour I left a coded message in invisible ink that may lead you on a wild chase through the very depths of Chicago itself. Good luck.

Magnificent Mile Lights Festival

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Chicago’s famous fashion avenue dresses up in over one million lights for the 20th annual Magnificent Mile Lights Festival this Saturday, November 19. With over twelve months of planning and the help of eight hundred elves (volunteers) the lights are brighter than ever. Mickey Mouse joined by gal-pal Minnie Mouse will illuminate the streets and enliven the holiday spirit. Friends of Mickey and Minnie will follow in procession on seasonal floats including, for the first time, new Disney characters Phineas and Ferb! The parade features over thirty eye-catching floats, balloons, marching bands and celebrities.

Puff the Magic Dragon, a holiday train and assorted other LED-lit parade floats will travel along the mile with intermittent performances by celebrities. This years stars include Lemonade Mouth, Radio Disney artist China Anne McClain and duo act Mary Mary. Among the balloons guaranteed to bring holiday cheer are Harris Bank’s 35-foot Hubert the Lion, a present, a holiday tree, the gingerbread man, and everyone’s favorite reindeer Rudolph. Pa rum pum pum pum will be coming from two nationally recognized marching bands as well as Illinois-based bands. The big guy dressed in red is saved for the finale where good girls and boys can see him arrive on a float designed to imitate his flying over the John Hancock building! And the grand finale will go off with a boom as fireworks explode over the Chicago River.

But, if you’re like a little child on Christmas morning, you can’t wait to tear into the celebrations the Magnificent Mile Lights Festival also hosts as day-time activities. From 11am to 5pm the Lights Festival Lane at Pioneer Court boasts free activities even a scrooge would enjoy. North Pole-like directional signage will guide you to more entertainment as you wander through this winter wonderland. Indulge your sweet tooth and decorate a piece of Eli’s Cheesecake, all the while satisfying your giving side by donating a non-perishable item to the Greater Chicago Food Depository. Get creative at the Whole Foods booth and design your own snowman or gingerbread house. Take a picture at the John Hancock Observatory booth with Santa and Mrs. Claus. Next, visit the Harris Stage from 11am – 3:45pm and listen to live musical performances from Disney Channel’s China Anne McClain and sisters, Justin Roberts and the Not Ready for Naptime Players, and The Never Land Pirate Band.

If you’re not too stuffed with cheesecake, marshmallow snowmen and gingerbread houses, trek over to the John Hancock Center to view the thirty-five foot ComEd LED Holiday Tree or visit Santa’s reindeer along the Trump Riverwalk from 3pm – 8pm. And if you plan on crossing some items off a loved one’s wish list, most stores along Michigan Avenue will remain open until 10pm. So, come join Mickey, Minnie and friends for the celebration of the season where bright is the new black!

Basic Info:
When: Saturday November 19, 2011
Lights Festival Lane: 11am-5pm
Musical Performances @ the Harris Stage: 11am-3:45pm
Lighting Procession on Michigan Ave: 5:30pm-7:00pm
Allstate Fireworks Spectacular: 6:55 p.m.
For more Information visit: http://magnificentmilelightsfestival.com/

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse, direct from Disney Parks, dressed in their holiday finery to test the lights before stepping off as co-grand marshals for the 19th Annual Magnificent Mile Lights Festival presented by Harris, Saturday, November 20th.

City Gallery at the Historic Water Tower


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The City Gallery, located inside Chicago’s historic Water Tower, is definitely worth checking out if you’re shopping along Michigan Avenue. Especially, if you’re in need of a break from the hustle and bustle of the crowded Gold Coast streets.

The Water Tower’s exterior is an architectural gem, so it’s only fitting that the building’s interior matches its beauty. Robust stone lion head statues are built into portions of the wall. The gallery itself holds Chicago-themed photography exhibits from local artists. When I visited, the photography exhibit held photos of Chicago’s historical past and its more recent present. Photos included snapshots of St. James on Wabash and Huron before and after the Chicago fire. Which, in accordance with the Water Tower’s history seemed fitting.

Admission is free and the gallery’s hours are extremely convenient, so there’s no excuse not to sneak in and take a peek. Through December 20th 2011, on the third Tuesday of the month, the City Gallery offers free gallery talks on, “The City Then and Now.” Talks are lead by photographer, architecture critic, Lee Bey. Gallery exhibits and talks change every three months and focus on a new neighborhood or theme.

The Essentials:
Location: 806 N. Michigan Ave.
Phone: 312.742.0808

Hours & Admission:
Monday-Saturday 10:00 a.m. – 6:30 p.m.
Sundays from 10:00 a.m. – 5:00 p.m

Getting There:
L: Red Line (Chicago Ave.)
Bus: #3, #145, #146, #147, or #151.

Map:

Michigan Avenue Department Stores

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Bloomingdale’s
Location: 900 N. Michigan
Phone: 312.440.4460
Website: bloomingdales.com/store

Hours*:
Mon – Sat: 10am – 8pm
Sun: 11am – 7pm

Macy’s
Location: 835 N. Michigan Ave.
Phone: 312.335.7700
Website: macys.com

Hours*:
Mon – Sat: 10am – 9pm
Sun: 11am – 6pm

Neiman Marcus
Location: 737 N. Michigan Ave.
Phone: 312.642.5900
Website: neimanmarcus.com/store/info

Hours*:
Mon – Sat: 10am – 7pm
Sun: 12pm – 6pm

Nordstom
Location: 55 E. Grand Avenue
Phone: 312.464.1515
Website: about.nordstrom.com

Hours*:
Mon-Sat: 10am – 8:00pm
Sun: 11am – 6pm

Saks Fifth Avenue
Location: 700 N. Michigan Avenue
Phone: 312.944.6500
Website: saksfifthavenue.com/stores

Hours*:
Mon – Wed: 10am – 7pm
Thurs – Sat: 10am – 8pm
Sun: 11am – 7pm

*Holiday hours may vary.

The Malls of the Magnificent Mile

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Gender stereotypes be dashed, I’m going shopping! This is what I say to myself as I stride down Michigan Avenue, shoulders back, chin up, powerful red tie in a full Windsor; today I will mingle with the consumer at large, unafraid. My shopping typically consists of snatching the first pair of jeans I see at Target and guiltily pulling my wallet from the corpse of my last pair. I do this about once every three years and it takes about eight minutes. I spend eight thirds of a minute shopping every year. My problem, if you can call it so, is I have never enjoyed shopping. It serves its utilitarian purpose and then I’m off to the rest of my life rewriting Disney songs with lyrics about my current job. This is my idea of fun. Not today. Today I will revel in the chase, the new and exciting goods, and the gigantic Lego sculptures. More on that to come.

My three stops are located in a geographic line segment, with 900 N. Michigan at one end point, Water Tower in the middle, and the Shops at North Bridge capping off my day. I choose to travel from North to South, even though that is technically uphill, since the Earth bulges slightly at the equator. I have been into the 900 North Michigan building on several occasions, but I am seeing it with fresh sight. I am immediately terrified. I wrack my brain for an escape route, but I have brought my girlfriend with me. She is no more excited about shopping than I usually am, but there is no way she will let me back out of a task. I tell myself that I have to go into stores I would normally never go in. The first store on my right is called MaxMara; I walk right past it. One glance and my brain is screaming at me. It was the same way I felt when I first moved here and asked for an application from Express, the same exclusion I felt in middle school from the kids playing sports and holding hands with girls. I walk past and feel horrible. No more. I decide I have to do the same thing I did in high school; fake it until I make it. L’Occitane en Provence is next, and I stroll right in. They have a cream gel for tired legs; my legs are tired all of the time. How have I lived without this? It’s a steal for only $25. They also have shaving oil available for $20 an ounce. It sounds like the price tag for cocaine, but I realize, what do people see more than my face? I might as well spend the big bucks here. I do not buy anything, but am very tempted by the free mini facials they are offering. I have more mall to see.

900 N. Michigan is the most difficult of all three locations to window shop. There are stores so specialized I cannot hope to browse without looking out of place, whether or not I feel so. There is a store dedicated entirely to hosiery, stores that are practically empty, and stores that might as well be the actual set of Project Runway. It is an odd feeling indeed when J. Crew feels accessible. “Oh, look, they’re only selling Italian cashmere! Thank goodness!” But there are plenty of in-betweens. A store called St. Croix is way out of my price range but I am not harassed while I survey their wonderful selection of dress shirts, for which I will admit I am a sucker. There is, for all I can figure, a lampshade store playing Cake’s Short Skirt, Long Jacket, and a curious shop called “United Colors of Benetton” helps me realize that although I am a size 38 in American coats, in my native Italy I am a size 48. The store name award has to go to “Glove Me Tender,” not that I know what they sell. The final thing that I note, which doesn’t become as apparent until my next two stops, is that each location has a resident department store. At 900 it’s Bloomingdale’s, Water Tower has Macy’s, and North Bridge has Nordstrom. I also will not spend as much time grooving at either of my other two stops. 900 keeps the music bumping.

I am immediately set at ease when I walk into Water Tower. After I get through the American Girl store, that is. I read Goosebumps books as a child with less potential than this store. With my girlfriend, a former employee, as a guide, I learn all about the many exits from that store into the mall. Water Tower is much more what I am used to from my time in suburbia. It seems more like shopping for the commoner. There are certainly shops I don’t have the budget for, but I can see myself, my old self, coming here without fear to snag my new jeans every third year. They even have a food court — Foodlife — although it’s unlike any food court I have ever seen. Part of the Lettuce Entertain You empire, this spot is a unique take on the food court. But I’m starting to feel at home in Water Tower, which means it’s time to move on. The last thing I will say is on the first Friday of the month, Foodlife samples 20 wines for $15. So… I’ll see you then?

North Bridge has an odd shape. The stores curve away from us like a boomerang. There is a good mix of the accessibility of Water Tower and the Ritz of 900. There are plenty of stores I feel like I need a handler to walk in to, but there are also little stands and carts set up in the middle of the hallway. I discover here I cannot buy “a Burberry,” even if I am hungry. The far end of the boomerang is Nordstrom, and we walk back and forth across the levels enjoying the wide array of stores. My girlfriend is shocked to see a Three Dog Bakery, another former employer of hers. A small business on Halsted in Lakeview, the owner had always talked about putting a location in on Michigan Avenue. The shop has treats for dogs made of all natural ingredients, so natural that most of them are delicious to humans as well. There is a candy haven, for all of those with a sweet tooth, and also a Lego store. You can’t miss it. For blocks before North Bridge we see gigantic Lego statues, and now we understand. There must be someone whose entire job is crafting and creating the works of art that adorn the Lego store. Every Lego piece I’ve ever lost is in there somewhere, waiting to be bought in a kit or in bulk. Need 500 red two by twos? Look no further.

All I buy today is a round-bottomed wok from Williams-Sonoma, a real steal for the price I pay. I consider myself fortunate that I can indulge a bit in the Magnificent Mile. This time last year I had to walk a mile just to get to the grocery store with the best sales, and although I’m not a rich man I can see there is something for everyone. Whether or not you view shopping as a necessity or a hobby, from the studio apartment renters to the high-rise condo owners, there is something for you on Michigan Avenue. So indulge your high-class sentiments, or not; suit jacket or dress casual, you can find somewhere that you don’t feel out of place. Just avoid the American Girl Store.



The 900 Shops
Location: 900 N. Michigan Ave.
Phone: 312.915.3916
Website: shop900.com

Hours*:
Mon – Sat: 10am – 7pm
Sun: 12pm – 6pm

Stores: Bloomingdale’s, Club Monaco, Gucci, J. Crew, L’Occitane, Lululemon Athletica, MaxMara, Williams-Sonoma, & more.

The Shops at North Bridge
Location: 520 N. Michigan Ave.
Phone: 312.327.2300
Website: theshopsatnorthbridge.com

Hours*:
Mon – Sat: 10am – 8pm
Sun: 11am – 6pm
Restaurant & Department Store Hours May Vary.

Stores: Nordstrom, Armani Exchange, United Colors of Benetton, Crocs Footwear, Hugo Boss, Sephora, Kenneth Cole, Stuart Weitzman, & more.

Water Tower Place
Location: 835 N. Michigan Ave.
Phone: 312.440.3166
Website: shopwatertower.com

Hours*:
Mon – Sat: 10am – 9pm
Sun: 11am – 6pm

Stores: Macy’s, American Girl Place, Akira, Banana Republic, Coach, Hollister, Lacoste, Nine West, Sephora, & more.

*Holiday hours may vary.

Skating in the Sky at the John Hancock Observatory


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The John Hancock was there during the lazy days of summer towering next to you as you relaxed at Oak Street Beach. And now ‘Big John’ plans to entertain you during the winter months as well with the worlds highest ice skating rink. On January 1st the Hancock observatory will open its doors to the public and invite you to experience Skating in the Sky. Show off your signature moves while gliding 1,000 feet above Michigan Ave and Lake Shore Drive all the while cozy in an indoor environment.

The ice looks and feels like the real thing but in reality it’s just as innovative as… well, as elevated skating. The synthetic ice or Xtraice won’t melt at room temperature and needs no resurfacing (which is convenient because a zamboni may not make it up 94 floors). A 25-minute skating session only costs $5 and skate rentals are only a buck which leaves some money in your pocket for the holidays.

So on a clear day wave hello to Illinois, Michigan, Indiana and Wisconsin from the ice. However, please refrain from inviting your entire hockey team because this 20 by 50 foot rink is for leisurely enjoyment only. Chicago can soon add the John Hancock Observatory’s Skating in the Sky rink to its list of iconic ice skating locations which include Wrigley Field and Millennium Park. The rink will be open from January until March.

Location: 875 N. Michigan Ave 94th Floor
Price: 25 Minutes= $5 Skate Rentals= $1

Chicago Architecture River Boat Cruise

When scanning the Chicago skyline, three buildings tend to stand out as a result of their notoriety and towering status: The Willis Tower (forever the Sears Tower to true Chicagoans), the Trump Tower, and the John Hancock building.  Each equipped with 100-plus stories and spires that reach the heavens, it’s not surprising these buildings tend to steal the show.  However, visitors and even many Chicago residents don’t realize how many other stunning, unique, and historic buildings compose Chicago’s world famous skyline.  This is where river boat tours of Chicago’s buildings and architectural history come in handy.

It is harder to truly observe Chicago’s plethora of magnificent buildings than some might guess.  Think about it: you don’t meander through the streets of Chicago with your head craning skyward.  Nor can you get a particularly good look while driving into the city, unless you want to cause a pile up on the Kennedy.  The river boat tours, which vary in length from 30 to 90 minutes depending on which tour company you choose, allow you to get a great look at the beautifully detailed and structurally diverse buildings, while enjoying the weather (and drinks!) on a leisurely boat cruise.

I took an hour and a half long river boat cruise aboard Chicago’s First Lady, hosted by the Chicago Architecture Foundation (CAF).  Aside from viewing and learning about the city’s various styles of architecture (including modernism, post-modernism, art deco, and bozar, if any of you architecture buffs are curious), the tour guide, a knowledge laden and extensively trained docent from the CAF, also gave details about the history of the city. As you’ll learn, historically relevant events and architecture styles tend to go hand in hand.  The Chicago Fire, the Colombian Exposition, and the Great Depression all contributed to the buildings our city has today.

The tour took us up and down the various veins of the river, allowing us the chance to see the buildings in several different neighborhoods, including the Loop, South Loop, and River North.  From old warehouses turned luxury condos to LEED (Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design) certified green buildings, the tour shows you a little bit of everything.

I saw buildings and structures that I’ve never noticed before, and I’ve lived here my whole life!  Some of the more prominent buildings along the tour included the gargantuan Merchandise Mart, the luxurious Lake Point Tower (former home of Oprah and Sammy Sosa!), and the two circular Marina Tower buildings.  I highly recommend the CAF’s river boat tour.  It’s fun, informative, and even the oldest Chicago resident will learn something new.

Other reliable tour operators to check out include Wendella Tours, Shoreline Sightseeing, and Seadog Cruises.

For more info on the Chicago Architecture Foundation and their tours:

Location: Tours leave from 112 E. Wacker Drive
Phone: 312-922-3432
Website: caf.architecture.org/Page.aspx?pid=698